a basic look at what goes on inside my head.
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
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That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
accurate gif usage
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Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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this is such an important collection of images
Me when someone asks me why I don’t like Nickelback.
"I just thought it was so romantic—the idea that you don’t need to be loved in return in order to love something or someone. Love can come from you. It doesn’t have to be reciprocal. People love their cars. People love all kinds of things, and they really love them. And we don’t really value that kind of love because it’s not a real, reciprocal kind of love, but it’s real love to them…"
Ryan Gosling (via imfantasyparade)
(Source: quote-book)
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
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All black at the white shows,
White shoes at the black shows.
Green card for the Cuban links;
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show.
(Source: fanlingo, via thebluthcompany)
