Hot-mess Express

Time for some thrilling heroics.
Ask me anything (AMA)

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

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harrypotterandthechamberofdonuts:

*puts dick in mouth* it’s a metaphor

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humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

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mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

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thefrogman:

By Lauren [tumblr]

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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queen-of-evrything:

buttwyatt:

i didn’t do my homework but i did do this

My head just exploded

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